![]() 12/16/2014 at 20:46 • Filed to: GUIDE BITCH | ![]() | ![]() |
Okay Oppo, let's assemble a car guide. Rule by rule.
First off, right off the bat:
1.)Hellcat - Only option is a manual, in that green they sell, with the black rims. No exceptions.
ONLY:
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2.)Teslas - You can have it in any color you want, as long as it isn't black. Most boring, and the ugliest ( manufacturer ) color on a Tesla by far.
BEST YES:
NO:
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3.)Do not put massive bright metallic rims on anything, no matter how "cool" it makes you look. You look like a dick.
NO:
LESSER OFFENSE:
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4.)Manufacturers - DELIVER ON YOUR FUCKING CONCEPTS ASSHOLES.
YES:
Nissan.
NO:
Still pissed about that one...
(SUGGESTED RULES):
6.)Any car is better in biege than silver.
YES:
NO:
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So Oppo, what are your car guidelines?
![]() 12/16/2014 at 20:48 |
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But what about plum crazy? :'(
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I must be in the wrong room. I thought this thread was for Alcoholics Anonymous.
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Are you forgetting about the charger Hellcat? it only comes in auto.
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Is this a Chrysler F12 Berlinetta Concept?
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Shut up, no one cares about sedans.
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It's the firepower, which was based on the Viper's chassis. It looks so nice, though!
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1. Any car is better in beige than silver.
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Everything should be black, white or blue. That's the rule and I'm sticking to it dammit.
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BUT HELLCAT GREEN
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Added.
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Must be a Volvo V70R.
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Or a Saab Viggen... (No idea what I'm saying...) XD
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N) More cylinders=better
N+1) there is a replacement for displacement: turbochargers and superchargers are acceptable. If possible, use both. Also, instead of downsizing the engine and adding boost, keep the engine the same size and add boost.
N+2) Simplify and add lightness. This can take precedent over rule N+1. Just to be fair, add a PSI of boost for every kilogram removed
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White Model S is best Model S...because panda...
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N+3) Smiles per gallon is more important that Miles per gallon (SPG>MGP)
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-It's okay to own multiple cars, but not multiple of the same car, save some for everyone else to love.
Exemption: Donor cars (on a case by case basis)
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I actually rather like the Challenger in Orange, as well. Also, if it's a proper silver rather than a duller grey silver, it's much better than beige.
This
Is not better than this
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Never buy a car with hubcaps. Its not going to be worth it.
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Anything with more than 3 inches of ground clearance is an SUV!
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I actually like this black more than the red. :X